In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

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Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

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The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

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Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

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The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

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